2001: A Space Odyssey (Movie Review) Episode 1

How do you make a movie that will put insomniacs to sleep? Find a director who wants to show off what he thinks space will be like and what apes acted like, and wants to show you how "god" would f*ck with humans if those humans have the hubris to think they're smart. Thanks, Stanley -- for putting me to sleep with your interminable space-junk mish-mash.