The Daily Noonerino - Perception is that thing we're the LEAST capable of..But Why?

It's always Noon somewhere, and the level of propagandic virtue signalling has reached peak levels of retardation. Even the most ret- uhm, "uniquely qualified" (how is that LESS insulting?) are taking a step back from this and giving the old noodle a scratch.
THings have just gotten bloody, weird, and bloody weird.