God: Unclassified (Old Man Lazarus: And When He Died. . . )

SCIENCE SAYS: WATERED DOWN FAITH
A delightful, old Negro spiritual sings, "Rich man, Divies; he lived so well; and when he died, he went straight to hell," who is exhorted, in repeated, lively refrain, to dip his finger in the water, let it cool his tongue, 'cause he's tormented in the flame", and, in the Johannine Gospel, we find this wonderful metaphor, "But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life." But, while we do touch on the Paschal proposition, the Abrahamic biogenesis theory, and the consequences of finding out at the end of a banquet of life, without consequences, that you have to pay for the "free water", and have no money in your faith wallet, we decided to follow the science on where the abundant aqueous substance necessary for life found its origins on earth, more elusive than a zoonotic source.

If we knew from where the water came, we might better be able to reasonably calculate how to locate that intelligent life that 65% of Americans believe--yes, believe--exists in space, without an iota of evidence, and maybe ask Spock, if you had our pandemic, would you take the vaccines?

If we knew from where the water came, our humanitarian minded Satanists could find a way to fulfill their goals at equitable distribution and provide water to those arid regions so disparately disadvantaged by geography, and who haven't listened to Sam Kenison, to move where the food is, an idea popular amongst some fleeing the Ukraine to move somewhere that bomb shelters are not being placed in large theaters, having forgotten even the bombed out steeple in Berlin that made an easy target marker for someone dropping his payload, for those who actually looked, unlike George McGovern, who apparently dropped and forgot, until he looked back and noticed exploding farmhouses with people he prayed for 40 years he had not killed.

Or, for those who want to get in good graces with the aliens, you can lead the delegation to let them know they gave us too much, and to inform them their water is causing us climate change problems, simply say thanks, return the excess and eliminate the problem of melting glaciers, rising tides and the need to erect a large air conditioner at the poles.

Science Test Question: How many planets in the solar system? Eight. Not nine, which is so almost two decades ago, like a lot of our pandemic misunderstandings.

Science Test Question: How many moons? 205 total, and 150 confirmed, with most massing in the outer solar system, the planets that had were formed of the remnants of former generation stars, of which the remaining material has become our comets, like Haley's Comet, and which have ice cold water, but we are in the asteroid ring class, with fewer moons. Think about it.

Science Test Question: How did prophet Moses, the writer attributed to being the author of Genesis, know that water, like the aqueous substance we find in abundance on Earth, with not even the Hellenic science, know that that water was only in one place? Maybe Pharoah needed to tell him the secret to get the slaves to build his pyramid. It's a theory. Look how many Negroes built this country, and I doubt somebody said, "Build, Brother, Build," like a fire and forget Javelin to build some of this crap.