Zero Fluffs Given

Occurred on March 7, 2022 / Woburn, Massachusetts, USA

Info from Licensor: This is Twinkie. She loves sitting on our new air purifier. She knows I'm allergic to her, and she loves to sit on it when I'm in the living room. She's practicing her "Marilyn Bunroe" skills and spreading her fuzz all over the room with zero fluffs given.
The end result is that I end up having to take extra allergy meds and the use of my inhaler, therefore, single pawingly helping the pharma industry.