God: Unclassified (Surely, You Are Joe King: Missed the Fine Man)

IF I AIN'T REALLY BLACK, AIN'T JOE MOMMA, AND AIN'T JOE KING, WHO MI?

In a strange ironic coincidence, in a school board race in 2017, one not an option fringe independent, receiving messages from anonymous internet trolls echoing the words of VA8GOP former nominee, "Keep Mike Webb Away from Our Schools", produced a campaign video: Who Am I? Which sounds a lot like WHO MI by coincidence. Perhaps it was just a lucky, one in three million chance.

In December 2019, emerging from the most abundant biological particles in the world that had, by the emergence of MERS, only produced a total of 119 harmful to mankind, the lucky seventh human coronavirus emerged in China, some say at the Hunan Wholesale Seafood Market defying all odds, like the five human coronaviruses, that suddenly emerged between 2003 and 2005, with MERS, joining OC229E, the first discovered human coronavirus, discovered in 1966, a minor coinfecting agent in the common cold, and now those brand new, mildly infecting human coronaviruses comprise 70% of the coinfections that are 30% of our common cold, all from some unknown zoonotic source, they say, but with incredible luck at the casino of life, finding even the CDC Director Rochelle Walensky convinced that this virus isn't stupid.

And Nobelaureate astrophysicist Richard Feynman, who was tasked to solve the mystery after the Challenger exploded, who had been assigned to the Manhattan Project, a kid from far off Rockaway Beach in Queens who defied the odds by leaving the city streets to graduate from MIT, and earn a Ph.D. from Princeton, told his readers and students that he once lived a life of sin, fast cars and easy woman, but learned in that encounter with Satan the secret to winning in Las Vegas: 1) never bet, unless you are gambling with somebody else's money; and 2) a gambler makes his luck.

And, if you are ever invited to a poker game and find six million dead and don't know who the sucker is, are you available for poker next Tuesday. See ya!