Dumpster Fire 87 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle

Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to the Poors? Does Jussie Smollett think Hillary Clinton is coming for him? Is the real father of Bridget's baby Elon Musk?

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Chapters:
0:00 - Intro
3:26 - Comment Review
6:48 - Cancelled/Parade of Morons
12:34 - What is Happening
14:30 - BDE Award
16:26 - Sheath & Fum
19:02 - WOMEN!
27:13 - Tax the Rich
31:18 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
33:58 - Mexican Weather Report
34:31 - It Keeps Getting Juicier
35:41 - IPVanish & BetterHelp
38:22 - Cool Science Sh*t
40:32 - Dumpster Diving
44:40 - Breaking Bridget
51:51 - The Internet Is Glorious
52:15 - Phetasy News
54:50 - Credits

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