Today's Crazy News - Crazy Criminals

Michigan man pleads to trying to steal helicopter to free COVID patients from hospitals - https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2022/03/michigan-man-pleads-to-trying-to-steal-helicopter-to-free-covid-patients-from-hospitals.html

Man 'defeated' after unknowingly scoffing Cadbury Creme Egg worth up to £10k - https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-defeated-after-unknowingly-scoffing-26437208

Man jailed for attacking stranger with a seagull - https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/10/man-jailed-for-attacking-stranger-with-a-seagull-16254388/

NASCAR-themed Mobile Home for Sale - https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5290-Green-Valley-Rd-Rock-Hill-SC-29732/11884411_zpid/?

Woman accused of huffing deodorant while driving - https://cw34.com/news/local/deodarant-huffing-dui-katherine-theodore-martin-county-sheriff

How to Open a Beer Bottle if You Don't Have a Bottle Opener - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlWyrj2UUM

Florida Man Asked Cops To Test His Meth - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/man-seeks-meth-test-568301

"DUMB" Granny, 64, Arrested For Battery Of Female Relative - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/dumb-granny-721538

Florida Man Will Not Be Winning 2022 Neighbor Of The Year Award - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bad-neighbor/very-bad-neighbor-275821