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Every dog is a natural comedian. Thanks to that fact, canines have been immortalized in funny dog quotes throughout the ages. Some are confessions from a bygone era, while others celebrate the goofy antics of modern dogs. Whether old or new, we’ve rounded up some of our favorite funny dog quotes to share with you.

“Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.”—John Peer
“The average dog is nicer than the average person.”—Andy Rooney
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”—Charles De Gaulle
“Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.”—Corey Ford
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”—Samuel Butler.