Lester Has A Stalker - My Take On Rude Selfish Crazy People That Don't Know Boundries

Here is NUN JOKE:

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would flash and a loud buzzer would ring.

Each time this happened, the place would erupt into cheers and laughter.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’ ‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the restroom in the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !

She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did everyone just applaud me just because I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No thank you, but I still don’t understand why they applauded,’ said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on the statue in the restroom, the lights flash and buzzer sounds.
Now, how about that drink?’