State of The Union... It's Bad

Last night, the Comandeerer in Chief, flanked by Vice President Spit Roast and Speaker of The House Nancy Teeth, told us that the economy is great and we are all the victims of that.
Essentially, there is reason to be optimistic. No US President has failed so miserably and so handily guaranteed his own party wipeout for a midterm.
Don't forget... you get what you ordered.