i can't be anyone but ag

...stream of consciousness (so true!)
left-handed path will always be encouraged
i've tried understanding worldy pleasures
bad situations that i thought were gonna be real fun
proud of my many terrible stories of inspirations
way greater testament to those three nails
God knew that i wouldn't get a smartphone
the smartphone looks like a damn remote
how can you have any hope in our future
technology used to wipe our ass out
dangerous laughter over here (my saline production is hazardous as well)
horrifying and hilarious
effective comedians will stir up love/hate
watch me all night long vs. walking out immediately
i can't be like john mulaney