human beings dunno how to be human beings

i would never wear real fur
i can't stand it when people dunno things that they really should know by now
cruella deville coat, i think it's made out of polyester
enough about my coat
tired of using my keyboard when doing comedy
the musical element is not a schtick, i have a persona damnit
exciting time to be alive but also very nervewracking
speculations, ag's interpretation of the book of revelations
God told me that smartphones were bad, He didn't say it was the mark of the beast
if the govt didn't do it, somebody would've
maybe we can't come up w/ sumin better
goodbye cruel and stupid world