The Bullshit Pandemic - The Quest Lords of the Apocalypse

I thought something Punk was the only appropriate genre for a song like this. I know some people have no sense of humor, or appreciation of satire. But I do, and I thought my song deserved something a little more fun than what I had done already.

To anyone who ever died from any disease or any preventable cause: I have lost close loved ones to preventable causes. So I feel your pain, but the remedies taken for this outbreak have far exceeded what was reasonable and equitable to do.

Masks by Zagone Studios

The Bullshit Pandemic
Be afraid! Feel the fear! For the Bull$h1t P@ndem1c is near!
On paper it's so clear, but reality does not appear to agree, I fear.
First they said, "Two weeks to slow the spread," Or we all could be dead!
The children's coffins, four feet long, stacked into the sky.
And I, and all of you, (Not Me!) believed it And gave the benefit of the doubt to Dr. Mousey
We waited and watched as the numbers proved to be lies.
Without context, or objectivity, they cloaked themselves with the mantle of science.
Be afraid! You'd better fear! For the Bull$h1t P@ndem1c is here
It's a disgrace! Did you not hear? How this President tweeted that we should not fear?
But this bull$h1t disease has claimed it's hundred thousands, And the information on the television
and the radio consistently neglect to put in context these numbers that they throw at us, What do we do?
We shall obey and cower in place, and embrace, six, six, six feet of space!
We shut down our business and bow down to you, O, State! Our freedoms we utterly hate.
We fall on our swords at your will, O God, Prickmer! Follow the science!
The science is what you say! The science is what you say! The science is whatever you say!
Be afraid! Goddamn you, fear! For this Bull$h1t P@ndem1c is real!
It's on your face! You live in disgrace! And your cowardice, your children will curse to your face.
Their schools advocate child abuse, And indoctrinate them with Marxist views ...every day.
Teach your children to wear a mask at home, and when alone.
And stay six, six, six feet away! Stay six, six, six feet away! Stay six, six, six feet away!
Your mommy is so afraid! Where's daddy? Daddy got spayed.
Cause he and mommy got decadent and depraved!
O be afraid! Feel the fear! For this bullshit pandemic makes clear.
People believe bull$h1t on TV. For that newsman would not, surely, lie to me.
Every one of them could not possibly be so hopelessly corrupt That they'd betray all of us when they say.
Everyone be afraid and stay at home, mask up! And let it be known!
You must fear you must obey, All those who question what we say, Shall never see the light of day!
You must fear you must obey, All those who question what we say, Shall never see the light of day!
You must fear you must obey, All those who question what we say, Shall never see the light of day!
Anyway, It's a bull$h1t P@ndem1c.