Kenna Rose: Chicago and Cook County's Vaccine Mandate

Chicago and Cook County snollygosters are now requiring COVID-19 vaccination proof for indoor venues due to a surge in infection of a "pandemic" virus that has a 98 percent recovery rate.

According to the new guidelines, those 5 and older must show proof of full vaccination, but anyone ages 16 and older will also need to provide identification that matches their vaccination record.

So please, have your private health paperwork in order for inspection by government officials.