these grits are 6hrs old (ag standup)

tyler buckingham calling me straight n narrow, hahaha it's kinda true in a way (at least now)
food for thought: a lotta people don't get to eat
my existence is laughable
so many are destined for suicide
they're gonna burn in hell no matter what
jewey $, ronnit is my jew
men & women are not equal
men making demon babies
i got a man in my head, we have mentioned this
america values kim kardashian over our children
reasons to be a proud american
siri prostituting herself on pornhub
more words your therapist has bitten
now's not the time to develop a conscience
congrats, you're doin sumin right (finally!)
hot mic cos of how true that is