i'd be a lot better if you didn't ask me how i am

my least favorite sentence after do you have a boyfriend
how are you is the most disingenuous thing you can say
i can't pretend to be all uppity when i'm not
i'm decent, always
in the process of walking away when asking a question about your well being
the first joke i ever did @ full blown commie establishment
checking papers even after my gov signed a law...
i killed it with my first joke during my first set
didn't mean to take louis ck's advice but i guess that goes to show that i'm a real comic
best joke first
they laughed at my social commentary
i am sick of this question, quit pretending to give a shit
don't be a cunt amy, what if they're actually sincere
how are you is code for sumin else (social norm)
it has no meaning, like most things in america
this girl gets on everybody's last nerve
everybody has bdpd not just this bitch
people say one thing so they can say sumin else
i used to be like this bitch (we worked on it)
i had real patient, understanding friends that apparently learned a lot from my crazy banter trying to figure myself out over the yrs ('preciate cha)
smoking pot helped me realize what was goin on all thru out my life
long winded people flock to me
this must be some kinda poetic justice (God's practical joke)