Winnipeggers: Episode 73 – Shoplifting!

This episode written by Dave Spivak!
We’ve got a real ad! I can’t believe it!
Dave’s advance from the corporation is already gone! “I blew through that!”
Dave’s Rant: Kinda had it with eating expired meat, stories that go on and on and on, snowboarding with a shitty iPhone, dirty laundry on Facebook, and wasting time on IG Reels.
Special guest: Danhausen who has plenty of stories about doing evil shoplifting kind of things!
Five finger discount, and go!! Shoplifting!
Dave’s guilty shoplifting from 7-11
We just having a joyride, but we did take the Soundgarden cassette!
Homemade sweat pants pockets stuffed with starbursts at a gas station
And someone has never shoplifted a thing, but has maybe vandalized like crazy and possibly killed a few people
Special trip to Walmart to steal something for the first time… tonight!
And thanks to this week’s sponsors:
Colonel Furniture Corp! Warehouse madness going on now! You’ll find bargains galore throughout the store, and all the merchandise is fully guaranteed!
DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Almost as high quality but just as official as the official Winnipeggers tee!
And be sure to get the sort of brand new but definitely original official Winnipeggers t-shirt (and NOT the bootleg version)! It’s still a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!