intellectually stimulating (just imagine if i were pretty!)

getting distracted by johnny in the background
johnny cash way cooler than elvis presley
thingamagig, thats' what we're gonna call it from now on
less likely to be a thingamagig w/ flip phone
on my parents' phone plan
they were definitely right about that considering my liberal views at the time
i used to love them from a distance and now we are talking more
you don't have to agree with yer fambly, just love them anyway
plenty of jobs where i haven't liked my coworkers
you would never know about my disdain from those about me
everybody's a victim of the time, johnny
yes we do this a lot
Jesus is talking straight to you and me (johnny is right)
a lotta older dudes have a crush on me (warranted i suppose)
gen x, even boomers (the educated ones)
a lot to do w/ the flip phone
my flip phone is like sexy longerie
big ole brain that they're attracted to
not easy to govern over here
in awe, i know that
they follow me around like a puppy dog
i can explain a lot about men & women that most people (let's be real, it's not just women that are ignorant anymore) don't understand
it's very clear that people don't pay attention to anything
this bothers me to be thought of in a sexual/romantic way
we balk whenever people see us in this light
oh shit! what am i gonna do? stop talking to them
a path that will end in distaster due to my disinterest...i can only disappoint them