‘Everything Is Fine’ | 12/8/21

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New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern lets out that “there’s not going to be an endpoint to this vaccination program.” Crowds are gathering all across the world in response to the continued mandates. Gov. Ron DeSantis lauds his state of Florida on treating people with respect and freedom. Could someone be camping on the moon? A total solar eclipse happened in Antarctica recently. Fox News’ Christmas tree was set on fire by an arsonist. A Blaze employee noticed something interesting about sharks in the Atlantic. What has Pico the shark been up to lately? Marine life could be thriving in the nonexistent Great Pacific Garbage Patch. How are the movie releases doing this week? It’s been almost a year since January 6, and many of the people involved are still in prison. The band Five Times August has another political song. Another civil asset forfeiture happened in Dallas, and the authorities are praising it? Do weak men create hard times? Everything is fine though. Here are some more offensive words that we can no longer say.

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