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Don't Mess With Me- I'm a Cow
An enlightening little ditty about cows with issues.
Lyrics:
Out on the farm
Where the chickens play
Pigs rollin round
Horses eatin’ hay
When the sun be setting down
best be on your way
That’s the time when the cows come home babe
and this is what they’ll say…
Don’t mess with me I’m a cow.
Don’t mess with me I’m a cow.
Don’t mess with me.
That’s what they’ll say.
Yeah. That’s what they’ll say.
Late in the night
Flying saucer come round
Seekin cow with their beamy light
Far away outa town
Think they gonna get a burger and fries
Suck em up with their ray
Cow looks up with squinty eyes
and this is what cow say…
Don’t mess with me I’m a cow.
Don’t mess with me I’m a cow.
Don’t mess with me.
That’s what they’ll say.
Yeah. That’s what they’ll say.
Dont hate the cow
Don’t hate his way
He just need love so don’t believe him
even when they say…
Don’t mess with me I’m a cow.
Don’t mess with me I’m a cow.
Don’t mess with me.
That’s what he'll say.
Yeah. That’s what he'll say.
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Original song and lyrics by Lawrence M Jones 2021
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