food for conspiratorial thought (ag standup)

john just shat a big shit cos ag came up here one time
ag is so funny, her vagina has been cancelled
i only like people with self-awareness (why we don't do women)
not a fan of hell, why i quit drinking
not so pressured to quit drinking when with ag
taxpayer $ in furnace from nightmare on elmst
you're welcome, we're on the inside
hopefully Jesus will put a stop to dove awards
Jesus became a beta all this time in heaven
finally rolled a joke joint right
fishy like a whole locker room full of bitches
ag strain for better jokes
eating @ a buffet of myself
the only kinda joints you can smoke up here now