if i offend myself then...

you like this dance, vortex
full body dance always gets filmed
people ain't used to somebody being real
why what i do is so appealing
yt? no no no, not for you (sheep)
ppl that think they can handle me can't handle me
stanhope, carlin, bill hicks, alt comedy
bammy is not a woman, she's too good
the dudes in nashville say "you're one of us"
you have to be a self aware sexist to do comedy
an angry person that makes sense
not saying it to be mean but to be nice
make a sammich or knit
anybody can be funny in passing
women do not have a fresh perspective
not being pretty opens up a lotta doors
oh and women ain't of God, that's where all this shit comes from
making babies n sammiches bitch
camille paglia vol 2
sissy little girls, lucky if they age past 12