collateral damage: Babylon Bee parodies Sesame Street: tickle me Elmo now cons kids into jabs

3 years ago
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The satanic Sesame Street sell-out just keeps giving, akin to a perpetual motion machine (PMM). This time the @babylonbee takes tickle me Elmo to the cleaners. Sometime prior to November 2021, the month in which the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approved the release of the covid quackzine to children between the ages of five and 11, the owners and producers of Sesame Street agreed to shill the covid jab; early in that month, both products were released and this reaction followed along shortly thereafter.

The video stars only two characters: Elmo and a girl of about seven. The object of the puppet is to cons the little girl into a false sense of security about the jab, and it uses a combination of carrots and sticks to do just that, sort of like the distorted reality of the media-saturated western world.

Wikipedia tells us that Sesame Street is owned by Sesame Productions, which is a benevolent organization afforded tax-exempt 501(c)(3) status by the Internal Revenue Service. Its President is a former civil servant and television executive whose ostensible aim is to fulfil the "Workshop’s mission to help children everywhere grow smarter, stronger, and kinder."

We are left to wonder how exactly the owners and producers will justify the collateral damage of kids dropping like flies from a bug zapper after the jab normalizes myocarditis, pericarditis, seizures and death in what ordinarily would have been a healthy crop.

The idols of my youth are committing seppuku before my very eyes and there seems to be no way to stop it. The Schwabians seem to imagine that what will be left at the end of this exercise is a sort of hunger games dystopia. They need to be put back in their cage.

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