memories that other people told me (piano punk in garage)

that time i passed out in vomit after drinkin a fifth
passing out in a stairwell, last thing i remember
of course i don't remember this
God, i miss lindsey so much
visit from that psychiatrist
"i'm not crazy, i'm just a drunk" hahahaha
non crazy people don't drink that much and laugh about it
another time got kicked out of gay club
2 bouncers had to hurl me out
pissing all up in my mermaid costume with one shoe
more bummed out about losing a shoe than integrity
stealing so nonchalantly like it was nothing
if i go to prison for this i'll deserve all the time
i suppose that's why He extended all that grace to me
til my liver about plumb gave out
25yr old female with a liver that is 40ish and male
a whole decade since i've been a slave to alcohol
the audacity they have to ask me if it's cool that they have a beer
any time ag goes on a rant or bitches about smartphones...black out right there
double shot any time ag starts crying