your money is no good here, mr. torrence (God to "christians")

just got off the phone with Jesus, said he doesn't know when he's coming back
keep the faith yawl
been told by a lotta people how interesting i am
i do everything in my car
it's just very weird right now
everyone's brain is swiss cheese
they're not used to weirdos
oh my many antics on stage
done 2 hour long comedy specials @ tk2
new material every time
if i re-do the joke i revamp the joke
rules/regulations/social norms mean nothing
living comedian that hopes to make people question the world that they live in
i highly doubt you'd eat this holy bread
they believe in nietze god
actions should be direct representation of faith
practicality at the expense of my soul
flip phone tools that i use
hahaha regular ass comedian, really amy
selfies looking confused or sad
sunsets, sunrises, animals and trees
texting is as far as i'm willing to go
you're world fucking sucks (and you know it)