Get Kidnapped By A Farmer/Blueberry Inflation Subliminal! (Farm Edition)

Get kidnapped by a farmer/ blueberry inflation subliminal affirmations:

I am now manifesting the three course meal gum stick, you are now manifesting the three course meal gum stick, I will find the three course meal gum stick in my desired place or places, you will find the three course meal gum stick in your desired place or places, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick my skin will turn dark violet, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick your skin will turn dark violet, after chewing the three course meal gum stick for a few seconds my butt, stomach, and back will rapidly and simultaneously start to swell up all at once, after chewing the three course meal gum stick for a few seconds your butt, stomach, and back will rapidly and simultaneously start to swell up all at once, I will continue to swell, rise, and expand until i resemble a giant blue ball that is twenty feet high and twenty feet wide, you will continue to swell, rise, and expand until you resemble a giant blue ball that is twenty feet high and twenty feet wide, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick my body will start to produce blueberry juice, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick your body will start to produce blueberry juice, my body will continue to produce gallons upon gallons of blueberry juice until I am twenty feet high and twenty feet wide, your body will continue to produce gallons upon gallons of blueberry juice until you are twenty feet high and twenty feet wide, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick my body will rapidly turn dark violet and swell up into a giant twenty foot high and twenty foot wide blueberry ball all within the span of thirty seconds, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick your body will rapidly turn dark violet and swell up into a giant twenty foot high and twenty foot wide blueberry ball all within the span of thirty seconds, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick all my bones will become the most flexible and stretchable things in existence, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick all your bones will become the most flexible and stretchable things in existence, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick all my internal organs will now change into blueberry cells, after a few seconds of chewing the three course meal gum stick all your internal organs will now change into blueberry cells, during my blueberry inflation transformation I will leak out blueberry juice from every corner of my body until all my clothes are permanently stained with blueberry juice, during your blueberry inflation transformation you will leak out blueberry juice from every corner of your body until all your clothes are permanently stained with blueberry juice, any blueberry juice that I lose will instantly be replaced, any blueberry juice that you lose will be instantly replaced, after all my clothes are stained with blueberry juice my clothes will now stick to my body and become the most flexible and unbreakable fabrics in the whole universe, after all your clothes are stained with blueberry juice your clothes will now stick to your body and become the most flexible and unbreakable fabrics in the whole universe, my arms, feet, and neck will be sucked into divots of my blueberry flesh towards the end of my blueberry inflation transformation, your arms, feet, and neck will be sucked into divots of your blueberry flesh towards the end of your blueberry inflation transformation, my fingers, toes, and cheeks will plump up during my blueberry inflation transformation, your fingers, toes, and cheeks will plump up during your blueberry inflation transformation, I am now safe from all dangerous or sharp objects, you are now safe from all dangerous or sharp objects, my eyelids and hair will immediately turn blue a few seconds after I chew the three course meal gum stick, your eyelids and hair will immediately turn blue a few seconds after you chew the three course meal gum stick, after I turn into a blueberry my crotch will be the only thing holding me up, after you turn into a blueberry your crotch will be the only thing holding you up, My blueberry inflation transformation will be painless, relaxing ,and very enjoyable, your blueberry inflation transformation will be painless, relaxing, and very enjoyable, all blueberry inflation related results will only happen after i chew the three course meal gum stick, all blueberry inflation related results will only happen after you chew the three course meal gum stick, after I fully transform into a blueberry a farmer will appear out of nowhere and kidnap me, after you fully transform into a blueberry a farmer will appear out of nowhere and kidnap you, my kidnapper will then stuff my blueberry body into a massive holding space aboard a plane or truck and will then fly or drive me to rural Virginia, your kidnapper will then stuff your blueberry body into a massive holding space aboard a plane or truck and will then fly or drive me to rural Virginia, after I arrive in rural Virginia my kidnapper will immediately roll me to the county fair, after you arrive in rural Virginia your kidnapper will immediately roll you to the county fair, I will instantly win at the county fair and make history as the biggest blueberry in the world, you will instantly win at the county fair and make history as the biggest blueberry in the world, after my win at the county fair the farmer will then take me to his garden where I will happily spend the rest of my life in full blueberry form, after your win at the county fair the farmer will then take you to his garden where you will happily spend the rest of your life in full blueberry form, as I finish my blueberry inflation transformation my stomach, back, butt, and crotch area will all merge into one spherical ball, as you finish your blueberry inflation transformation your stomach, back, butt, and crotch area will all merge into one spherical ball, my mouth will be overrun with blueberry juice, your mouth will be overrun with blueberry juice, my lips will be shut tight, your lips will be shut tight, My body is now making its own food supply through photosynthesis, your body is now making its own food supply through photosynthesis, all my private body parts will be absorbed into my blueberry body, all your private body parts will be absorbed into your blueberry body, all my results are visible, permanent, and unchangeable, all your results are visible, permanent, and unchangeable, I am getting results every time I eat, sleep, and breathe, you are getting results every time you eat, sleep, and breathe