LGB and Not the Q Kind

3 years ago

L.G.B and Not the Q Kind(Let's Go Brandon)
Good evening ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to the Rotic Report, tonight, as my debut podcast I bring to you..... .Let's Go Brandon!
(Crickets) (Rewind)
*Cough* I mean.... Fuck Joe Biden. (Sad Trombone.)
That's right, the phenomenon that is taking the racing world, the college football world, and even your
local police department (Let's go Brandon squelch.)
As Loza Alexander puts it: “You know what they sayin', hoe.”
They're saying in a low-key way, “Fuck … Joe.... Biden.” Which I like to refer to as LGB and Not the
Q Kind.
The phenomenon simply could be explained by reading the Real Clear Politics Article: NBC Reporter
Mistakes "F*ck Joe Biden" Chant For "Let's Go Brandon" At NASCAR Race.... but I'll summarize.
After a stunning win in a NASCAR Xfinity Series race at Talladega Superspeedway the driver Brandon
Brown was being interviewed by the film crew. The crowd behind them were chanting the obscenity
relentlessly... “Fuck Joe Biden.” threatening to drown out everything including the interview. What
happens next is either a pro deflection move, or an honest misunderstanding of the situation, both
scenario is up for speculation really. Coyly the reporter notions that the crowd is supposedly
congratulating the driver, with the chant “Let's go Brandon.”
From there it spread, going viral. It went to the children in interviews, it moved onto entire football
stadiums, was uttered by infuriated Congressmen, it even spread to your very own neighborhoods, and
the people paroling them. And it has no indication of slowing down. The sentiment behind the
movement has infiltrated modern society completely. The steady drum beat of the nation has said to
you all, what many have been trying to say to you all along: Fuck Joe Biden! He was proven to be a
bad choice well before this, and there is no escaping the lack of confidence he has proven thus far in his
presidency. Look before you and ask yourselves, who does America have more confidence in being a
legitimate winner, Brandon Brown, or Joe Biden. Because from my standpoint: Brandon won both
races. (Applause)
But I want to hear from you. Did you understand LGB and not the Q kind? Do you think Biden is
doing a good job? Write us here at the Rotic Report and maybe we will feature your replies and
comments. This is Timothy Rotic, reporting the exotic and erotic, for the Rotic Report.

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