flip phone life vs. cyborg life

people don't laugh at these "jokes"
strictly from my perspective
didn't get the proper car light
"you can just look it up on yer phone"
didn't have the heart to tell this bitch i wasn't a cyborg
they assume you are a part of their world
you really are talking about everybody
i have two friends that don't have a smart phone
most people don't wanna be compared to a crackhead
they don't like to think of a smartphone as a crack pipe
not the five oh after all
shit that needs to be said
so grateful to not live in phone land