michael myers cos i'm killin it (ag standup)

damn i look so cool
gonna pretend i'm outside
one of these days the timing will be impeccable
fuck joe rogan
ag has more masculinity than all da boiz
God wanted ag to have a vagina
suicide is commendable and noble
alone time all the time
uhhhh...i'm right here
sick day (solid)
ag is what happens when all your empathy is released at the same time
comedy is only good with empathy
passive aggressive dream
sobriety advice
remember: suicide is always an option
i don't hate my country, i am ashamed of my country
i'll wait for that
schizofriendia...we been talkin don't pretend it's the first time
i am right, john
meow
maybe we should all be at a carnival