PIMP MY ETERNITY (ag stand up @ strip club)

3 years ago
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i chose the song, wipe out how fitting
for sale: your soul @ the strip club
that stripper pole is a really tall mic
the bad thing about being the best
drop acid, find christ, grow a cunt
so jelly that we can do comedy like this
comedy...but i am sexist
translation: i can see your future and i antipate failing
slip n slide for husband and children
define mushrooms, weeping cows
how ag got her tits back, tagline: prayer
always been religious and didn't know it
JC$ eternal life is a lotta money
cat vomitting...sexual attraction
extra virgin olive, hymen back plz
can i attach it to a fishing hook n reel it back
hymen can't be born again
self-awareness is necessary to kill oneself
suicide network: killing communication on hashtag at a time
voluntary retardation (smartphones)
siri & alexa, separated at birth (orphans trapped in a simulation)
is that...is that a real person
harder to find than dmt
female least likely to play victim
women love to talk without anything to say
women & children, same category
schizofriendia said, FULLY ACTIVATE (that was the end in cannabis career)
showcase of God's grace does not have stopping place
shoulda smothered yer kid w/ a pillow
grand theft economy
howi killed your transgender father (reality show this time)
cage free eggs, rick
fireworks for dogs and america for americans
budweiser can in a pile of leaves...free world means garbage
baseless military occupation
dog people are co-dependent sacks of shit who shouldn't vote
responsibility and self-awareness are not on option lift
behind you
a woman's world sucked out w/ vaccum
child rape does not offend anyone
logic & reason and no emotional manipulation
victims? women are allowed to kill little people
your attention is money
find jesus fast
goin back to goodwill

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