Make this go Viral! ( Change the World ! )

Did you ever wonder?

What happened to
Ariel, Eric, Flounder, Sebastian, the rest ?

When the cameras went off?

Well that's a tricky one....

Turns out Eric was a bit of a narcissist.
He was a bit too fond
of teaching Ariel how to contour.
He actually started the Fleek trend.

Ugh thanks dude..
He's jeffry star now.
He lives in San Francisco and is currently rebuilding his third Walgreens...
You know cause stuff.....
He moonlights cleaning the streets of mmmm human gifts left.

Sebastian set off on his own adventure in search of his father and uncle who disapproved of him playing royal babysitter when he had the best voice of any crab or human.

Since Michael was made a castrato.

He came back missing a claw won't say why....... Now he spends his days chilling at the palace hanging with the dolphins and black market puffer fish extract.
I'd avoid it unless you are a Joe Rogan grade or above chemicanaut...
Seriously blue still looks orange
and I was there in April.
Turns out the turtle super highway became one big H.O.V lane for the stingrays.
Not friendly creatures.
Ask Steve Irwin.

Flounder.... Oh Flounder.

So he was caught, escaped.
Caught again because he swore that Lure was the last he needed for his ultimate collection to post and be king flounder of them all.
Turns out it was a Japanese college student after a few days of sake and Retro Pokemon Go.
He was caught and released.
Third time's a charm as they say though.
He was trying to get a full body massage in a school of tuna.

Don't fret thought.

The boat captains daughter was on leave from her tenure at Berkeley.
He lives in Santa Monica with her three cats. a pangolin missing part of a claw and her Robin discography.
She Got him a shell phone.
He and Ariel meme about whale culture chuckling snidely under their breathe.

Ariel you ask?

Well first..
Ursula's head is nicely tucked in
And displayed on her ottoman at the thrown.
The kingdom looks alot different.
Pretty normal day to day.
Tax the working brine,
Give the jellyfish subsidies because they are
Translucent and feel marginalized,
and complain louder.....

Until the dolphins showed.

Now Hunter S Thompson, Bill Murray,
and Terrance McKenna visited,
came back,
did Lex Friedman's podcast bombed on puffer,
Pondered Ayn Rand and Russian exceptionalism with Michael Malice till they all passed out live on air...

Show had 700 million live viewers.

Lex Fridman bought Joe Rogan.
Then turned him into a Roomba friend for the rest he has around the house.
They were happy.
They mainly talk about News Radio
and Joey Diaz getting Sober.

TheLoopHoleConspiracy
Loves Lex, Tim Dillon,Tim Poole,

And the 9000 times
Jordan Petersons angry interview comes on.
Don't even change it.
Just get back to writing the album.

That about wraps it up kiddos.

Oh....

Stones Weigh You Down.
Hold You Down.
They make noise.
And never seem to fit in your pocket right.
Throw em like the hope diamond and float up.

I'll see you there.

Do Not Take The Bait From The Dolphins...

They are the Ones that genetically modified snails into the Octopus when Atlantis was still a thing..
You know before decadence, angry Gods, floods, crash boom!! Göbekli tepli and the rest.

be well Kiddos,

throw your stones.

anomalae