gotta make jokes, folks (ag rules)

i yell at the road all the time
how you dare you interfere road with sumin i shouldn't be doin on the road
now is precisely the time to go on vacation
we know that the future holds sumin terrible
red pill. black pill. white pill.
this has been bullshit yawl
can't get away from big pharma
i took the ruby pill, shiny sparkly red pill
optimistic gloom & doom
tired of lgbt semi colons
green pill means you smoke a buncha pot
turqoise pill sounds too liberal
fuck the magenta pill
need to look at crayola box again