are we re-creating the planet or what (i'm game)

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what's worse, camera in hand or vagina
goes w/out saying but women aren't very good drivers
my problem is getting distracted on the road
oh the risks i take for you vortex
semi trucks are the only ones on the road right now
what makes women such bad drivers
obviously in the wrong if unable to take criticism
stereotypes for a reason
all or nothing, black or white
why i'm gonna talk about how it doesn't matter
the real joy outta doin stand up
happy to give em that experience
releasing endorphins is one of the greatest gifts
voice crack haha
jokes very offensive to religious people
jesus is jerking off in the shower
he died on a cross, man cmon
why wouldn't he jerk of to himself, being so perfect
why i don't call myself a christian comic
if God/Jesus gets incorporated into comedy another layer of absurdity is added
anyone for censorship is the enemy
take these people on creatively
why conservatives are so far behind
religious people are lame, see christian music
ag explains why people choose liberalism
of course this would flip flop at some point
nothing lamer than being boring
probably the most christian conservative out there today
imma joke about everything but that one thing
gotta write 150 jokes on suicide
God wants me to be the wrench, i have been appointed
let's not repeat this crap plz