stand up in the stairwell

the overlook hotel part 2
elevators freak me out
currently on 18th floor
really excited about taking the stairs
when do i not carry a ridiculous amt of luggage
welcome home, stay awhile (creepy af)
spilling my coffee as if i am drunk
we are not giving up on this dream okay
if only everybody took the stairs
unfortunately elevators were invented
look at my flip flops
even health-conscious people don't take the stairs
sense of accomplishment at the end
hold up, coffee break
if this door hadn't been open i woulda been stuck in here having a ptsd ep
these high tech places
almost there folks
anything can be done w/ motivation
we can do it, yes we can
i think that's shut properly wouldn't ya say
still have yet to write my comedy set
literally standing and corrected, somebody else uses the staircase
this bullshit was meant for us to find
wretched trashballs do this yawl
saving the napkins, don't drink that water amy
i don't wanna get aids, no bueno
will i get murdered cos i filmed this, only time will tell
yes, we said goodbye to the water bottle
damn that was crazy