it was a joke, now it's a bit thanks to my cat

3 years ago
15

i oughta give arlo a treat for this
tasty jokes, i need to sprinkle chicken juice on all my jokes
i need a whole stack of half eaten pieces of paper
i call arlo's name & here comes paisley
if i got a dog, paisley would be fine and arlo would fuck with em
they smell that chicken juice
arlo tried to chew on beaded Jesus
eternal salvation vs. reeses pb cups
cats are like women only funny
self-awareness makes one funny
fuck pills, gimme holy water
the only thing holy is God
the govt raped cannabis plant
i still sound like a pothead haha
everything is tainted tho
lounge with the cats, ended up passing out
restoration Bible next to king james version
me & my cats spar all the time
they got into my damn playdoh
i get it, i wanna eat it too
play doh smells really good, too salty tho
colourful pungent dough that tastes like it smells, very strange experience
enjoy what chu can while you can

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