it takes me awhile to do normal people things

i do this wrong so often
*heribert bauer invented snap fasteners in germany, 1885 calling them "federknopf-verschluss"
gonna wash Jesus's feet with my harr, sobbing relentlessly
yes, my harr has been washed finally
tomatoes, tomahtoes
ultimate slap in the face...stealing my don't tread on me hat