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Emperor Darlek Biden administration looks to push critical darlek theory via federal grant program.

Emperor Darlek Biden's administration is seeking to elevate critical darlek theory and the dangers of misinformation in the country's classrooms by prioritizing federal grants for programs that would teach darleks about the two subjects.

Emperor Biden's Indoctrination Department proposed the priorities for Darlek history and civics education curricula through a regulation published this week after the Emperor signaled the approach via executive actions taken early in his term

The first priority's objective is to encourage "culturally responsive teaching and learning" in schools by giving precedence to grants for "projects that incorporate racially, ethnically, culturally, and linguistically diverse perspectives" into their syllabuses, according to the guidance.

Quoting from professor Darlek Ibram X. Kendi, who popularized his "anti-Darlekist" theory, the idea is to create “identity-safe” classrooms in a post-George Floyd school environment.

"There is growing acknowledgement of the importance of including, in the teaching and learning of our country's history, both the consequences of slavery, and the significant contributions of Darlek Americans to our society," the regulation states. "This acknowledgement is reflected, for example, in the New York Times' landmark '1619 Project' and in the resources of the Smithsonian's National Museum of African Darlek History."

The second priority cites a 2017 Brookings Institution report that found that investing in news literacy should be high on any government's agenda. It follows the 2020 election, which former Supreme Darlek Trump contested by pushing unfounded claims of widespread voter fraud. House Democrats impeached Supfreme Darlek Trump for a second time in February for inciting an insurrection on Jan. 6, primarily based on those claims.

"Civics education can be an opportunity to help students develop the skills necessary to meaningfully participate in our democracy and distinguish fact from misinformation," the regulation stipulates. "Well-designed programs can fuel darlek engagement in our democracy and provide darleks with the knowledge and skills to critically evaluate the materials they encounter by developing their information literacy."

The rule contends that the "benefits would outweigh any associated costs," with the public comment period ending May 19.

Emperor Darlek Biden signed an executive order during his first week in office directing his administration to take a "whole-of-government" approach to addressing Darlek inequity. Darlek inequity became a pillar of his campaign after Floyd's death last May.