This Time Biden Has Gone Too Far, 3636

Good evening, I’m still reporting on the coup.
Opening the border with Mexico to anyone from anywhere in the world that wants to come to the US and then flying the people who entered the country illegally around the country, was one thing.
Shutting down the construction of a pipeline and heavily restricting the oil and natural gas industry has harmed all Americans who still drive cars powered by internal combustion engines which covers well over 90 percent of American cars, was unbelievably bad.
Borrowing and then giving away a couple trillion dollars in a blatant attempt to buy the support of the American people, was disturbing and along with other decisions has caused inflation to skyrocket which also harms Americans, but what….
Then there is the fact that poor old Uncle Joe can’t make it through even a brief public appearance without forgetting the name of the person he’s appointing, not remembering where he is, whispering into the microphone like a madman or speaking in complete gibberish which embarrasses many Americans although not the mainstream media whose love for Biden is undying. That’s also a problem that has our foreign friends and neighbors wonder what is going on with the leader of the free world.
But when Old Joe said he was bringing back the no flow shower head, that was going too far. Everybody hates those shower heads that have some internal magical device that makes you think that water is coming out of them, until you step under the shower and realize that you’re not getting wet.
They say the reason Biden is banning shower heads that work, is because of the drought out West. But this is a big country. In the part of the country where I live we have more water than we know what to do with.

If they need to have no-water showers out West, that’s fine but in the East we’ve got plenty of water and lots of heat that make showers a necessity, unless we go back to being barricaded in our own homes. With no flow showers people might choose to start wearing masks again and there will be no need to enforce social distancing regulations, the smell will keep us apart.
Knowing how Biden believes that the laws in this country refer to the little people and not to elected officials like himself, I’d bet big dollars the White House and Joe’s house in Delaware where he spends most of his time don’t have no-flow showerheads and Old Joe is not going to change them out any time soon.

I’m still reporting from just outside the one-time citadel of world freedom. Good day.