WHERE'S MY DAMN TAX REFUND?

That is a question that MILLIONS of Americans are asking right now. I can't remember a time when tax refunds have been delayed so long on such a mass scale. The federal government is waaaaaay delayed on sending us our tax refunds yet they are already planning on passing multi-trillion dollar spending programs? Beam me up, Scotty!

Oh, and finally, WHERE'S MY DAMN TAX REFUND?