Magnet: The Movie

Humagnets: A story of undeniable attraction

Synopsis: After being Pfined over ten billion dollars for Pfraudulent labeling, Pfact-checkers still tell us to believe the labels instead of our own eyes: "Pfuck-off magnet-man!"

Starring: Joe Rogan, Jimmy Kimmel, Stew Peters, Dr. T and the women: Dr. Sherri Tenpenny & Dr. Jane Ruby, Carmen Estel, Mark Playne, Carl Lunnon, Lorraine Lunnon, Brittany Galvin, Dr. Bogcroch, Jack "Off" Good-man, Eric "Face" Palm, Dr. "Smelly John" Toreass, Andy "Neither Woman" Norman, Smelinda and Hell Gates, Dr. Android FullLips, and a hundred magnetized-victims of all ages and races from all walks of life.

Critics Rave:
"Scariest movie ever made!"
"Nail-biter worthy of mention with some of the most intense thrillers"
"Disaster-movie Epic!!!"
"Made me mad as hell, not gonna take it anymore. Not since 'Network' have I been so indignant and invigorated!"

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