never advertise myself as a ______ comic

3 years ago
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performing at a strip club, 10min spot
of course there's a cover charge at a strip club
imma do all my christian jokes
strippers tend to like me cos i give em $
...becuz i'm a comedian, dumbass
close the damn window, now it's a little calmer in this car
don't chu love how the man in my head yells at me, what do i need a husband for
putting yourself in a box, you really sell yourself short
strip club is better than a comedy venue
not going along w/ liberal pc garbage, that's why i don't wanna do venues
we got pet names for errbody
i tip out the bar cat
wonder what my little shits are doin...knockin the pb outta the cabinet again (yep)
the bars are the places lettin us do comedy
todd has asked me to take on this anti pc crusade
comedy after show w/ dave brubeck+ag
mitch, main inspiration
hopefully my show will be a good mix
always doin comedy at a bar, hahaha
strip club, bowling alley next
how about a fireworks display, i want as many loud noises in the background as possible
comedy is the truest art form becuz comedy is the closest to life

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