Kamala’s Secret Behind the Border Crisis, 3603

Good evening, I’m still reporting on the coup.
[C]amala Harris may be the most unpopular vice president since Andrew Johnson. The Democrats don’t like her and the Republicans can’t stand her self-righteous attitude about everything.
Harris has been in charge of the crisis at the southern border for 8 weeks now. So why has she not found time to at least take one trip down there to see what’s going on for herself?
Well, as it turns out, the problem is not Joe Biden’s policies or lack of same.
No, the problem is ------ climate change ------ to be more specific in [C]amala speak, “the lack of climate adaptation and climate resilience.”
So, this attorney, who is supposed to be bright, is claiming that climate change in Central America exploded on Jan. 20, 2021, and forced tens of thousands of folks in Mexico and Central America to all conclude simultaneously:
“This climate change thing has gone too far. The only solution is to travel to the United States of America and get us some healthcare and other humanitarian assistances.”
So, the undisputable fact to the U.S. mainstream media is that people are streaming northward into the U.S. to escape -- Climate Change. And since most of the climate change took place during the 4 years of the Trump administration, that means there is only one thing to do about it -- destroy the economy of the United States and hope for the best.
Now, for those of us old enough to remember, Climate Change used to be called the Global Warming crisis. But then the sun inconveniently went into one of its decade-long cooling cycles, and so in order to maintain some degree of environmental, existential crisis atmosphere that can easily make citizens of the world forget about their deep-seated aspirations of an increase in personal freedoms, the lefties came up with a term that was more neutral – a term they could spin whether the earth was warming or cooling. Bingo! Climate Change is happening.
And for those of us who are really, really old – like me - the weather fear cycle before global warming was global cooling – the new ice age -- would soon be upon us, or so the New York Times told us.
But how quickly we forgot those fear drivers of decades past. So, all Joe & [C]amala are trying to do now is to slow the rate of change because there was so much climatic damage - almost entirely during the four years Trump was president – that merely postponing the inevitable is the best we can expect from and Democrat administration.
So, it all makes sense, there is no reason for Harris to go to the border because the problem is the result of the Trump-caused climate change that has already been put in motion and cannot be easily reversed.

But here is our only hope now. Everyone in the country who is not rich or powerful enough to travel by chauffeured limousine and private jet must immediately park their cars, turn off their air-conditioning, walk to the nearest store and buy solar panels, then and only then, we may be able to eke out the salvation of the planet – and making a trip to the border is certainly not going to help out.
Harris will, of course, have to fly around the country to make sure that people aren’t trying to mow their grass with internal combustion engines or - God forbid - cook hamburgers on a grill.
As far as staying warm in the winter, Harris will no doubt have that figured out no later than August and will tell us all what to do.
Don’t worry, Harris has everything under control and if she could just get her co-president - I mean Jumpin’ Joe - to stop calling the situation at the border a “crisis” - or even better - resign due to health concerns - everything should go smoothly.
I’m still reporting from just outside the citadel of world freedom. Good day.