portable tv that tells you you're important

a cop that didn't look like a cop
have a dino-mite bday
continue the trend of treating my mother like a child
my parents still haven't taken that wizard juice
can't believe that people are so gullible
am i the only person living in reality
how much more aware would people be w.out that phone
if more people knew about bdpd
bibilical angle, alien/babylon angle, gematria angle
"people" that work for washington post should be set on fire
public enemy #1 over here w/ my compact discs, flip phone, scrunchie, budweiser tshirt
God's way of telling me not to fuck with that $
maybe i should go back to work @ wendys so i could eat that bourbon bacon cheeseburger
clarify this for the vortex
i literally went back to work @ sns all so i could eat that cajun burger