Funny Dog Sayings Beware of dog. He will steal your heart.

Funny Dog Sayings
Beware of dog. He will steal your heart.
I wish I could text my dog.
My dog is cooler than your dog.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Dogs are my kind of people.
It’s the dog’s house. We just pay the bills.
I’ll steal your heart like I steal the side of your bed.
Famous Dog Quotes
“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” —Will Rogers
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.” —Mark Twain
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” —Bernard Williams
“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” —Marilyn Monroe
“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” —Unknown