Friend Confuses Table for Toilet

Occurred on May 1, 2021 / Citrus Heights, California, USA

Info from Licensor: This is the first time we've had our friend spend the night after a night of drinking. He got up in the middle of the night and took the longest piss I've ever seen. He proceeded to try to climb on top of our mini-fridge after, mind you this man is 6'4", and then took a nap at the table. He has absolutely no recollection of the event and denied it was him until I showed video proof. He said he was sleepwalking. I found the piss-soaked table in the morning after I came home from buying them donuts. We had a good laugh about it while I cleaned it up but he hasn't been over since