i am funny cos i appreciate what's funny

plenty of thoughts to spew cos i don't do it the same way that everybody else does
unwilling to compromise ever so slightly
it's all the same shit
don't chu wanna be sacrificed
God loves it when you do His will
is there anybody in the vortec that has read orwell's books
we need the expensive baby carriage and not the cheap-ass one at k-mart
maybe if you had a penis i would listen to you
shout-out to the story bout me getting yelled at by my fave teacher
another dead animal
armadillo walked up to me, refused the urge to pet the thing
expect to get treated like a nazi
5 scrunchies today
some people in the state make sense like that fine-ass cop
in order to gain weight imma have to drink protein shakes all the time
wee/way/whatever the fuck protein
always awkward isn't it
bryan sharpe/andrew doyle
"straight black people are the white people of black people"
humor from all different angles
stanhope is alt comedy but a total natural at the same time
they'll never understand life...pity