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Coming up: Bad news for savers as even those with high interest savings accounts
are seeing their money disappear thanks to inflation
But first, we'll detail every possible thing you could die from
He's a rational investor, dividend digestor
Saves some of his paycheck just like all his ancestors
Him looking for high yields? That's never the case
He's seeking six percent returns, Slow and steady wins the race!
But when he checks his accounts just to see what they're fielding
It's like driving in Maryland—ain't nobody yielding
What is he to do? He shouldn't be in a drought
So he visits his advisor just to sort it all out
Inflation's higher than your bond rates
That's what I was fearing
And so your savings account is slowly disappearing
And your CD's are pointless
That's not very funny
What would you like me to do?
Put it all in dog money
Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money
I'm trading it in for dog money
Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money
I'm putting it all in dog money
My 401(k) is now a 401(K9)
The sum of my net worth ain't no longer in a straight line
I'm making smart moves, I ain't gonna be a pun
I sold my IRA and bought an NFT of one
All in on doge, I dish 'em out like a Tommy gun
You'd think I was statehood the way I'm passing on Washingtons
I feel like Matt Gaetz, you know what I mean?
Assuring everybody it's above 18
It's a modern day gold rush, the prices'll boom
Like Reggie White vs. the Oilers I'm heading straight to the moon
My broker's calling? You KNOW that it's on
Buy dog money don't stop 'til it's dawn
One more air base, two more museums
Three more walls, four more Supremes
Five more stadiums—we're all out of fiat?
Can you take trillions of these and go and make a Xerox?
We pay our debts in our currency, that might be unfurled
If it's no longer the reserve currency of the world
Confidence in the dollar is permanent, just ask any scholar!
People are exchanging their dollars for dog money
Dog money?
Dog money
Dog money…
We're trading it in for dog money!
Dog money, dog money, dog money, dog money
I'm putting it all in dog money
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