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Q: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?

A: A greyhound buzz!

Q: Why did the snowman name his dog "Frost"?

A: Because "Frost" bites!

Q: What dog keeps the best time?

A: A watch dog!

Q: Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city?

A: A New Yorkie!

Q: Why is a tree like a big dog?

A: They both have a lot of bark!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?

A: A cockerpoodledoo!

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?

A: A croaker spaniel!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?

A: A golden receiver!

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: Right where you left him!

Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet!

Q: What did one flea say to the other?

A: Should we walk or take a dog?

Q: Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

A: Because you might step in a poodle!

Q: Why can't dogs work the DVD remote?

A: Because they always hit the paws button!

Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?

A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!

Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?

A: She was a hot dog!

Q: What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?

A: Bone appetit!

Q: What do you call a great dog detective?

A: Sherlock Bones!