The Five Minute Man - SPIKE N CHRIS BITES!

Well, cut my deck and deal it from the bottom! It's a SPIKE N CHRIS BITE!
We're down to the dimsal dregs from our last bull session, friends. So... What IS Chris talking about?
*Avatar studios
*Superearth!
*Superstraight!
*Reboots of reboots of Depp's boots
*More of Bruce Campbell's mouth
*Teasing Spidey
*Terminator: The Unwanted Series
*The page is black, the ink is white
So, grab yer jelly and bread and be a superspreader! It's SNC!