Joe Biden’s Folksy Ad-Libs | 3/11/21

3 years ago
421

Joe Biden is still being protected by the press. Joe mentions his "private economic polling initiative." Biden officially admits Trump kept the border more secure than Biden. Fauci believes vaccinated people still won’t be able to travel. There might still be some risk with the vaccines. A vast majority of Americans who have died of COVID were obese or overweight. Hospitals are starting to put face shields on newborn infants. Some Ohio schools are requiring students to double mask when in-person classes resume. CEO of CNN remarks that COVID can actually help industry, for example raising his show ratings. Sports are already planning to open their stadiums to 100% capacity. “Team-building” sessions happening at fast-food chains such as Panda Express. Stacey Plaskett goes off about Black Lives Matter in Congress. Rock and Roll nominations are out. Biden’s first prime-time speech is tonight. Are you watching it? Apple will not allow Parler on its App Store unless it follows its guidelines. Hilary Kennedy joins the show and talks UFC! Is Oprah Winfrey under house arrest? Biden threatens to take away 57 million jobs?! Democrats are paying internet trolls to tweet.

Loading comments...